stone doesn’t even get to be super in love with eggman so who cares
shadow’s one note storyline and Eggman Hijinx takes up so much screen time that no other character gets leeway to behave in new ways. all jokes are riffs and references. idk. who cares. should have just been the shadow movie
kind of just freaking awesome if i'm being fully honest here. the 3d text intro made me giggle a lot. the mob stuff wasn't hard to follow and was well-acted, which is so important when it's taking this much runtime and easily could have diluted an otherwise sexy refreshment. the white paint as a dramatic visual is awesome. those wachowskis truly were not brothers
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Fun enough, somewhat ingenious, and stupidly audacious in a way I sort of appreciate, but I gotta deduct significant points for two things: One being a lack of characterization of anyone in the film except The Woman With Womanly Emotions being a central plot point, and Two, [spoilers] the fact that the moral of the story is literally “every generation for themselves, fuck posterity, our future progeny should just learn to deal with apocalyptic climate change instead of us reckoning with any idea of what it means that some of them are trying to write a new history/future”. Rotten.
i honestly thought it was ok but coming to a moderately untangled conclusion about this movie would take the work of at least one doctorate level thesis. i didn’t think i’d like peach but she was cute. i didn’t hate chris pratt mario. the licensed music was miserable. overall it truly was a 90 minutes of film. mario’s parents age implies he is like younger than 35
