Eden Evelyn Rosalina Porter

Eden Evelyn Rosalina Porter

Favorite films

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Dogtooth
  • 22 Jump Street
  • Annihilation

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★

  • Bound

    ★★★★

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★½

  • Poor Things

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★

    stone doesn’t even get to be super in love with eggman so who cares

    shadow’s one note storyline and Eggman Hijinx takes up so much screen time that no other character gets leeway to behave in new ways. all jokes are riffs and references. idk. who cares. should have just been the shadow movie

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★

    kind of just freaking awesome if i'm being fully honest here. the 3d text intro made me giggle a lot. the mob stuff wasn't hard to follow and was well-acted, which is so important when it's taking this much runtime and easily could have diluted an otherwise sexy refreshment. the white paint as a dramatic visual is awesome. those wachowskis truly were not brothers

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    i honestly thought it was ok but coming to a moderately untangled conclusion about this movie would take the work of at least one doctorate level thesis. i didn’t think i’d like peach but she was cute. i didn’t hate chris pratt mario. the licensed music was miserable. overall it truly was a 90 minutes of film. mario’s parents age implies he is like younger than 35