Favorite films

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Apr 2023

  The Mario movie is exactly what you think it is, it doesn't surprise you, it doesn't take risks and hell it barely has a plot, but you know what, I had fun anyway. It's nothing groundbreaking, but it's not terrible either, it's sitting somewhere safely between those two extremes, and honestly as a Mario fan that's all It had to be.

  The most controversial element of this film leading up to its release was the voice cast. And yeah, when…

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2022 2

  Halloween Ends, the "final" Halloween movie. Or rather the third "final" Halloween movie if you wanted to include the previous "finales" of Halloween 2 and H20, which are no longer canon. But after 13 total films in the Halloween saga, Halloween Ends is the supposed "end" to the series as well as the recent Halloween reboot trilogy lead by director David Gordon Green which in of itself is a soft-reboot continuation of the Halloween (1978) that ignores the other films…

Recent reviews

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  Plankton: The Movie 2025

  ★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  This movie got me to laugh at least once which is more than I can say for the other 3D animated SpongeBob movies, still wish this didn’t exist though.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Erm guys I think there’s a serial killer killing couples on Valentine’s Day

Popular reviews

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  The Autopsy of Jane Doe 2016

  ★★ Watched 18 Oct 2020 3

  I liked it until I didn’t. This started out as kind of surprise, I was pretty much into it. It had a really good slow pace, I liked the atmosphere. It was just these two guys doing an autopsy on a weird body and discovering things. Then it turns into a generic jump scare horror movie. 

  Around the half way point it tries to scare you into thinking one of the characters is going to die. Since there’s really only…

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  The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978

  Rewatched 21 Dec 2020 12

  Today I turned 18 and this was the first thing I decided to watch as a legal adult. Just wanted to let people know that. This is my third time watching this and I still hate it.