Jonathan Solomon

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Turns out, I haven’t actually seen that many movies?

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Fargo
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Aftersun

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  • Gladiator

    ★★★

  • Glass Onion

    ★★★

  • Knives Out

    ★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★★½

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  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★★

    Phenomenal. 

    “Tell me everything you saw—and what you think it means.”

    A story about the stories that we make up ourselves. Hitchcock draws us in to Jeff’s idle speculation-turned-murder accusation by tapping into our natural curiosity for the people around us. I was especially struck by the characters who aren’t the focus of the main plot, and the way my mind constructed whole narratives for them with only small suggestions of what might be happening off-screen behind drawn shades—exactly the same…

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    Cute at times, but ultimately it felt just like “hey, look at this thing from those games you like!” over and over again with generic kids movie moments interspersed (see: opening plumbing/dog scene). A lot of the sequences would be cool if this was a fan project on YouTube, but with the obvious budget behind it it falls flat. In retrospect, kind of inevitable when adapting a game series where the conflict comes from the player overcoming the challenge of…

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  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★

    This movie is exactly what it’s trying to be.

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★

    “Let the hacking begin“ would be the lamest line of dialogue ever written, if it wasn’t something he actually wrote on his LiveJournal. And this man is now one of the most powerful people on the planet.

    I’ve been deeply anti-Facebook forever, so I may be biased, but it doesn’t even matter how much of the stuff in this movie actually happened, it captures the character of Zuckerberg to a T, based only on everything he’s done and said publicly (especially recently).

    This is a really amazing movie that really hates women. Almost as much as Mark Zuckerberg does.

    Also, Andrew Garfield absolutely stole the show here.

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★★

    I love this more every time I see it! It just feels like home…