Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cars 2 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  I know it’s about electric cars… but DAMN THIS SHIT IS GASSSS

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Creeper?
  Awwww man!
  (Call it Respawn 17, you won’t)

Popular reviews

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Oct 2024

  () 10 Men, shirtless
  () Tackled Louis across 3 rows of seats
  () Speedran getting posters in between the final advert and movie start
  () Convinced employees to re open kiosk so we could buy food
  () Left before the end because I couldn’t handle the shame after Callum threw a bottle
  () Sambuca alarm did not go off
  () Remember 0 plot points
  () 12 YEARS HE SPENT?!? ALL TO DIE?!?
  () SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP (but she said the “up” kinda zesty)

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  Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Episode one fell so episode two could play within the nihilist sky

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