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  The Banana Splits Movie 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2022

  Message received. Don’t mess with furries

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2022

  My gay ass fully anticipated a scene with Tom Cruise in a dogfight with Stupid Love playing in the background when I heard Lady Gaga was on the soundtrack. I’m now starting to think that maybe it wasn’t such a reasonable expectation

Popular reviews

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  The House That Jack Built 2018

  Watched 04 Nov 2021

  This “house”, if you’re humble enough to consider it one was not practical. Where is the kitchen? What about a bedroom? No wonder he failed architecture 😭

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