Only Coppola could make a movie that looks incredibly gorgeous, futuristic, and simultaneously outdated and out of touch with the real world.
I went in expecting a massive trainwreck after seeing people online compare this to a Neil Breen movie; and while yes, there are similarities to his films (particularly in the "I will film the EXACT story I want to tell" area), it's nowhere near as disjointed and the acting is... well, it's not good, either. Some people did…
The total "Video" in Video Wars is just ten minutes of the lead bad guy who looks like an early 2000s Youtuber who was affiliated with ThatGuyWithTheGlasses at some point, staring at the camera, with strobing lights, and he looks like he's having the weirdest dry orgasms ever. I almost expected Doug Walker to show up and get dragged away in a skit.
I'm 95% sure the bad guy inspired the Command & Conquer segments
And the music, dear god, WHY
Please do not watch this
It's not worth it
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¡Pinches películas malhechas!
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Pero en cuanto a esta película... no sé ni por donde iniciar.
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Oh boy.
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