Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Movies are supposed to be fun what the fuck is wrong with you guys

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Idk I was three shots and four drinks in when I watched this and I couldn’t stop talking about the nosferatu voguing video on YouTube. That one I give five stars. This one… just 2.5… mostly because I don’t remember any of it…

Popular reviews

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  Ghostland 2018

  ½ Watched 19 Jul 2022

  This movie actually sucked balls it was so predictable I guessed the plot ten minutes in. Im not a fan of the French extreme horror wave thing, it’s like this fake psychological thriller that makes new horror fans think it just changed their lives but there’s actually no vision behind it and you could get the same experience on a dark web gore site. Also they fucked up that girls face which wasn’t cool. 

  Idk the mom was a milf tho.

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 May 2022

  It’s not gay if 

  1. It’s over the covers 

  2. You have socks on 

  3. It’s with your schizophrenic induced hallucination created to represent your unsatisfactory outlook on both your own lackluster life and modern day western society capitalism and consumerism

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