Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Im realizing Will Poulter is my cryptonite why did I go see this

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  As Northernlion said, yeah he probably did that shit.

  Movie about the real American dream, being able to convince apathetic conservative men into having empathy for poor people.

Popular reviews

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  The Shape of Water 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2024

  "We can't ask him to be anything else."

  A very well made movie that feels pretty underwhelming when viewed as a monsterfucker work despite definite monster fucking. This is because, say it with me now, the real monster is actually fascism, so while much sex is had with an inhuman body, you aren't getting the real juice you'd get in a typical Beauty and the Beast work between our Beauty and her Beast.

  However I don't want to review this…

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  The Aristocats 1970

  ★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  "You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one wheel hay stack"

  This movie is just Lady and the Tramp again but better executed. It also features a villain who my brain was saying "this is honestly pretty reasonable for his situation" but my heart was saying "kill kill kill"

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