Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Closer 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2024

  Natalie Portman is the reason I work out.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  Watched 04 Jun 2023

  This is definitely the top contender for worst cinema experience of my life.

  A packed theatre is amazing...until toddlers start to shout and rowdy pre-teens make dick jokes FOR THE WHOLE 140 MINUTES OF THE FILM.

Popular reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Dec 2022

  "The way of water has no beginning and no end..."

  By the time I realised that the 'plot' had begun, I couldn't wait for it to end.

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  The Batman 2022

  Watched 02 Mar 2022

  Watched on 2 March '22 via DC Presents: The Batman Fan First Premiere Screening.