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  The Killer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  a-hey fincha marry me why don’tcha
  You guys ever think about how you knew social network was one of the best movies of all time before everyone else figured that sh * t out?

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  so good it took me 2 months to finally write a review about it. deep parts of me are still upset by this movie. less deep parts of me are pissed about that. i think i hate this movie but i am happy i saw it MAYBE slash I GUESS

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★ Watched 06 Feb 2023 2

  one star per every half hour of this movie that i  watched before walking out of the theater and promptly shoving 40lbs of spam masubi up my own ass

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2023 1

  thats that shit i like. i’d slap this puppy a niner but i gotta protect my rep

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