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  Novocaine 2025

  Watched 29 Mar 2025

  fun! caroline polachek and chappell needle drop. i need u jack quaid! now remake this w david fincher directing

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  jesus

Popular reviews

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  i spent a third of this going “puppy :3” a third crying over the boy and a third going “CAN ANY OF YOU SAY ANYTHING… PLEASE!!” That being said, i was gripped. usually lawyer movies are NOT my thing but i was hooked by every goop and gag there was. may rethink my rating but wow. that boy outsold all of them
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  X 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2023

  idk if i would’ve enjoyed that as much as i did if i hadn’t seen pearl first. that being said, really good. some of the deaths literally made my jaw drop and the plot twist gagged me so bad omg. and the dont fear the reaper scene was PEAK CINEMA! looking forward to maxxxine :3 

  edit: out of all of the things that could be burned in my mind i can’t get over the way mr rager was slangin that thing in the wind talking to the old dude. have some class

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