๐ŸŽƒ Kyle ๐ŸŽƒ Johnson ๐ŸŽƒ

๐ŸŽƒ Kyle ๐ŸŽƒ Johnson ๐ŸŽƒ Pro

I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.

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  • The Thing
  • Jaws
  • Halloween
  • Twin Peaks

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  • The Big Lebowski

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  • One of Them Days

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  • The Substance

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  • A Different Man

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

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    Watching my wife have a very serious conversation with a 2G Holocaust descendent about sharing their relativeโ€™s testimony at her synagogueโ€™s Purim party while she is dressed up like Walter Sobchak inspires in me some emotions: pride; optimism; a burning desire to pick up some fast food, go home, make a couple strong caucasians, and watch our favorite comfort movie while still in costume. I, now and perhaps henceforth dressed as The Dude and enjoying my half-dozen cheese coneys, abide.

  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

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    As someone who tried and failed to get a pair of OG AJ1 Lost & Founds three times, I can tell you I would absolutely risk electrocution and the possibility of enraging a local crime boss to cop.ย 

    Here's to SZA becoming the next big triple threat.

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  • Adult Swim Yule Log

    Adult Swim Yule Log

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    The first yule log video I can think of that has sufficiently addressed the question of whether that wood crackling so soothingly in the fireplace will directly or indirectly lead to exorbitant amounts of bloodshed, space-time-altering mayhem, and pimento cheese kink play.

  • Horror in the High Desert

    Horror in the High Desert

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    Where Horror in the High Desert falls well short of the excellentย Savageland is its inability to make the mockumentary portion feel like anything more than stage-setting for the found-footage finale. To an extent, the interview segments wind up hurting the flow because thereโ€™s so much redundancy โ€” youโ€™ll sometimes get two or three interviewees sharing the same basic information in sequence, leaving the story to spin its wheels and stretching the runtime without adding anything of consequence. All the while,โ€ฆ

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