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Recent reviews

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  The Mummy 2017

  ★ Watched 02 Jan 2023

  Bruh... This film was fucking butters. As a lover of Ancient Egyptian deities I was most disappointed by the Arab Republic of Egypt's absence from the film's main locations. Also lacking in booby traps :(

  Tom Cruise run fast tho.

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  Sleepy Hollow 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2022

  Captain Jack, Wednesday Adams, Dumbledore, Saruman, Emperor Palpatine, Mr Dursley, Sue Brockman, Ed Rooney, Captain Koons, and the guy from New Tricks.

  Kinda like Harry Potter, I dunno. I've had several gin & tonics. You should watch this movie.

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