Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  This movie is a LOT more boring than I remembered... but the last 47 minutes are 🔥

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  I guess spiderman and I aren't alike... he tried to stop the train by pushing his leg against the train tracks, and I have hyperextensive knees.

  Also, I have strep throat. He doesn't seem like the type

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  Barbie 2023

  ½ Rewatched 18 Dec 2023 1

  I don't like this movie. I'm not afraid of cellulite. I wish weird Barbie was gay.