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  Apocalypse Now 1979

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2025 1

  “You don’t watch real cinema if you didn’t understand this film man”

  Pull that florescent cock out of your mouth. This movie was 95% b roll and 5% bullshit. For the meat rod riders saying this is the “gReAtEsT ciNeMA eVeR” you are smoking mushrooms and chewing on poop like it is redman.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Dec 2024 1

  Best movie of the year!!! Jk that shit was fucking ass. Had potential with all the tits and ass but crashed and burned. Lowkey would have gave old Elisabeth the works and sprayed silly string on her hump. #letdown

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  Commodus definitely sat on his shower handle while greasing his weasel to his sister. 4/5

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  Lesson learned from this one is neva trust fuckin nobody. The ones you know da closest da ones that ar ya family will fuck you ova harda than to much gabagool afta chuch. #fuckinnogoodrat

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