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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  Sooo was Jacob Elordi rly at Inner Varnika one time?? Three stars for him and zero stars for the mindless class commentary.

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2023

  Not that sad shaddup everyone

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ★ Watched 06 Sep 2020 1

  Truly a terrible load of pseudo intelllectual bullshit. All the dialogue was awful, the direction totally uninspired. A movie so bad it made me dislike other Kaufman movies I previously enjoyed.

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2020

  Honestly was quite drunk because Carlton lost and snapped the tip of my knife trying to extract frozen minestrone. Needed more Kristen Bell. Stanley Tucci is terrific

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