Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Vibe king of the og’s

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  The Godfather 1972

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Late to the game happy to be here!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  I’m left with no choice but to begin this with a true story.

  Tonight, at the music box theater in chicago, I went to pee before the movie. I’ve awaited this movie like Christmas itself, like Yeezus leaking once again. But leak mid film I would not.

  A man approached the urinal to my right, having no other choice, or so I thought.

  He unzipped, grunted with glee three times, and before five seconds had passed, that man zipped up,…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  The first time my eyes have watered with horror.

  I need to be rinsed. I adore this feeling

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