Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006

  ★ Watched 11 Dec 2023 1

  got so nauseous from the shaky cinematography and slowed down reversed inaudible “dialogue” that i almost puked too. learn how to hold a camera still for the love of god. the nightcrawler dude is smh his head at this

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  Clinical 2017

  ★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  this movie had so much potential and then it proceeded to chew it up spit it out and fart on it multiple times. truly disappointing

Popular reviews

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  The Ridiculous 6 2015

  ★★ Rewatched 21 Aug 2023

  this is the movie i’m most ashamed to find funny and it’s funny bc it’s not. i’d rather die than admit how many times i watched this movie when i was a kid and now that i know it’s unfunny and still laugh i deeply hate myself

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Jul 2023

  moby WHAT