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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  really stunningly realized in abstraction. last five minutes felt totally reductive and pointless. i love you sebastian stan save me sebastian stan and adam pearson

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  Definitely kind of stupid and definitely poorly made, but also definitely really sick and fun sometimes, a bonafide mess but Maika’s a fucking star. Nicolas cage has done this exact performance many times.

Popular reviews

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  The Prestige 2006

  ★ Watched 21 Sep 2020 1

  this movie’s over 2 hours long, and by the end, i cared about the characters just as much as I did at the start: not at all. and that twist is fuckin stupid, man.

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  The Haunting of Bly Manor 2020

  ★ Watched 10 Oct 2020

  when your show has to go back and forth in time AT LEAST A FEW TIMES EVERY EPISODE, you have to realize that it’s gonna lose ALL of its momentum and end up feeling fuckin’ sloppy. it comes to a FULL stop on Episode 8. Hill House was at least creepy, but this wasn’t even that. i laughed at the ghosts more than anything. and it’s just so STUPID, relying on so many contrivances to make the story move at…

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