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Iron Man 3 2013
Confirmed: white people with orange tans scapegoat brown people. I didn’t make the rules this movie did 🤷🏻♀️
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Iron Man 2 2010
Senator Stern went to Temu Dr Miami and came out with botched lip injections and bacon grease for filler. Unhandsome Squidward had too much to say.
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The Avengers 2012
A little tip to all parents: please hug your theatre kids at night and tell them that their performance of Poker Face by Lady Gaga was formidable so that they don’t land on earth with a spear and terrorise their civilians alongside an alien army.
You’re welcome.
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Iron Man 2008
What can I say? I couldn’t resist another Oscar award winning performance by Mr Terrence Howard himself. It’s a pity he’s decided to settle on pretending basic physics = revolutionary science theories, considering his acting career was just oh so very successful (sarcasm).
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