Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anonymous Animals 2020

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  A lot of decent shots & music score for what’s basically PETA fan fiction.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2023

  Oooooooooooooooooh

  🎵The Bear did cocaine and the Bear went
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🎵

  🎵The man found cocaine and the man went
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🎵

  🎵The Bear ate the man and the man went
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🎵

  🎵Bear is better than man.🎵
  🎵Bear eez better zan man?🎵
  🎵YES! Bear is better than man!🎵

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ½ Watched 20 Apr 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2022

  Went to go see it this afternoon. All was well for a good while, but when the gay kiss scene came up, the ushers went rabidly mad, started blood sacrificing the attendees who didn’t make it out of the auditorium, the manager performed Harakiri on herself, and then whole theater & surrounding block was burned down. There were very few survivors.

  Overall the movie was good. 7.5/10