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  Piece By Piece 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  So like... whyd he pick that name?
  Cause his legs weren't that long...
  Was he just tryna slay???

  OHHHHHH WAIT HE WAS SLAYIN

  I get it now

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  Ghost Face better not call me

  I'd talk his ear off on horror movies and bro would just get bored

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  Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

  ★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  "John Krahmer didn't target cops"

  ...he like... single handedly wiped out an entire precinct... and a few FBI agents...

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