ted

ted

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Blue Velvet
  • Funeral Parade of Roses
  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

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  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★½

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★½

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    ★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

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  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★½

    i know i was hating on this in movie club but i love fantasy movies

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★½

    completely forgot that janis and kevin got together?? hello???

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    going home after my shift and placing hexes on the toddler two rows behind me who kept talking about their boogers

  • Wolf Man

    Wolf Man

    ½

    I have a couple questions with this movie starting with was this whole movie purely a surface level take on generational trauma? Why was the lighting so dull and soulless? Why did the audio mixing feel like it was scratching my ears in the wrong way? Who approved that script? Was this movie actually made for anyone?

    I did manage to answer one of my questions, which was:
    Why is there only 5 people in an opening night screening?