Constantine

Constantine

So many movies to see, too few dollars in my bank account
(They/Them)

Favorite films

  • The Incredibles
  • The Matrix
  • Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
  • The Princess Bride

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  • The Incredibles

    ★★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★½

  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★

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  • The Incredibles

    The Incredibles

    ★★★★★

    Ahhhhhh I got to see it on the big screen I cried it was glorious fuck you every other movie for not being this

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★½

    I like the opening 40ish minutes when it was trying to convince me it wasnt gonna do exactly what I knew it was gonna do

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★

    A movie that preaches feminism while tying a womans value to capital and not doing anything with it's feminist themes. Y'know the joke about how the parents in Get Out would have told Chris how much they loved Get Out? This is the equivalent of that, but for liberals

    Might've been great had it come out 30 years earlier

  • Birdeater

    Birdeater

    ★½

    Well that sucked


    An interesting premise wasted on uncompelling characters, which tries to ruminate on ideas of toxic masculinity, but masks good exploration of theme with bad 'artsy' editing. The humour fails to hit, and often it tries to get you laughing at frankly inappropriate moments. When a guy's secret about abusing, drugging, and date raping his girlfriend is coming out to the group of people with them on a weekend away, the audience in the theatre should not be…