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The Substance 2024
tessa: "i don't know how she's made it this far. i would have killed myself by now".
mature-aged lady who later walked out of the last 20 mins (iykyk): "i didn't realise it was so sci-fi!"
me: "damn i wish i could find a vein that easily"
us: "where's her sharps bin??"
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Barbie 2023
genuinely such an absurd experience. delivering food into this movie after having seen it is like being thrust back into a shrooms-induced fever dream.
i think i came out of it feeling mildly lost (kenfused?) because the movie itself is mildly lost. however, it's also fucking hilarious & very very fun to see in a cinema. just wish they fleshed out america's character more a) for plot reasons & b) because i have a raging all-encompassing crush on her.
favourite scenes: KEN! (u know the one) & duolingo product placement that had me cackling.
tldr: sometimes babygirl is adam from sex education on rollerblades.
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