froginapond

froginapond

unapologetic '00s teen movie enthusiast

Favorite films

  • Aftersun
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Moonrise Kingdom

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  • Wicked

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Late Night with the Devil

    ★★★½

  • The Making of Priscilla

    ★★★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    -2 stars for the lighting choices in 'dancing through life' pissing me of fr

    +1 star for jonathan bailey singing 💫glanciiing💫

    (yes i saw this twice what of it??)

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    tessa: "i don't know how she's made it this far. i would have killed myself by now".

    mature-aged lady who later walked out of the last 20 mins (iykyk): "i didn't realise it was so sci-fi!"

    me: "damn i wish i could find a vein that easily"

    us: "where's her sharps bin??"

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    genuinely such an absurd experience. delivering food into this movie after having seen it is like being thrust back into a shrooms-induced fever dream. 

    i think i came out of it feeling mildly lost (kenfused?) because the movie itself is mildly lost. however, it's also fucking hilarious & very very fun to see in a cinema. just wish they fleshed out america's character more a) for plot reasons & b) because i have a raging all-encompassing crush on her. 

    favourite scenes: KEN! (u know the one) & duolingo product placement that had me cackling.

    tldr: sometimes babygirl is adam from sex education on rollerblades.

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    :) :((((