Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021

  ★½ Watched 28 Oct 2021

  SAVED MY SOUL. GOD BLESS VENOM.

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  Big Trouble in Little China 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  Big Chungus in Little China

Recent reviews

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  Outrage Coda 2017

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Probably Kitano's most boring film. I don't care about a single one of these characters and the meaningless gangster politics is so tiresome. Kind of dug the last Outrage film but they've overstayed their welcome I guess. There’s some fun stuff at the end but it can’t save it because I don’t care about who’s dying and who’s doing the killing- I barely even understand who’s who at this point which wasn’t the case with earlier instalments.

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  In a Lonely Place 1950

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Yesterday this would have meant so much to us. Now it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter at all. 

  Be ready for some properly raw and bleak stuff. Wasn’t too sure about this one at first as, like with a lot of old Hollywood pictures, I initially found the romance a bit flat and, ironically given the requests of Gray herself, a shred rushed. But man those last 20 minutes. Pure tension and heartbreak. 

  I think the film really hits the…

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  I am an appetite, nothing more.

  I have seen 40 vampire films. This is the best one. Eggers is a magician. When they did the Jesse Pinkman floating in bed shot I knew this was gonna rip. 

  There’s a physicality and size to Orlok that I just love. What a presence. Willem Dafoe and Ralph Ineson are two character actors I particularly like, so seeing them side by side here was a pleasure. Lily-Rose Depp kills it.

  Genuinely such a delight. Couldn’t be more excited for The Knight.

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2024 2

  THIS ABSOLUTELY RULES, HOW DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE THIS???

  
  Jaw dropping visuals. Michael Fassbender’s performance. Actually cared about the characters.  Yeah, this is handily the best alien movie. 

  I love how this is kind of Scott’s spiritual successor to Blade Runner, with how he builds on its exploration of artificial life. I also loved everything it did with all the elements introduced in Prometheus. To be honest, I loved everything about this.