Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  this being the only representation of my name in popular media is certainly.. something

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Jan 2024 1

  for a movie called little women that little boy sure won’t shut the fuck up

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  The Kissing Booth 2018

  ½ Watched 24 Jan 2024 2

  even with that fuckin hair i’d let jacob elordi pound me into sand