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Recent reviews

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  Here 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  i have to respect this movie when i think about the fact that this guy made the polar express

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  Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain 2023

  ½ Watched 11 Feb 2024 1

  the only satisfying part of this movie was the part where i asked my friend to pause the movie so i could take a large dump in their toilet. a genuinely bad and hard to watch movie

Popular reviews

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  A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song 2011

  ★ Watched 11 Oct 2020

  this film improves the classic cinderella story structure especially the part where cinderella usually has to rush home because its midnight. in this film she doesnt go home because its midnight, she goes home because her step-mother shit her pants and she has to get home before her step-mother (who shit her pants).

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  Funhouse 2019

  ½ Watched 09 Oct 2021

  this is one of the worst movies i have ever watched. it feels like whoever wrote this had an idea of youtube virality that stopped at ray william johnson