Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Infested 2023

  ★★ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  the premise of this movie doesn’t work for me bc my main issue w spiders is that i wish they were bigger so i could hug them without hurting them. the idea of a dog sized spider delights me. also they reuse the same scare 10+ times (everything goes quiet for a second then bwaahhhghghg a bunch of spiders pop out) and it gets repetitive. i did like the last big spider that was fun for me. i cooed “ooo…

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  Follow Me 2020

  ★ Watched 27 May 2024

  bro i gotta stop watching random shit off prime my life is worth more than this

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  Watched 05 Sep 2021 3

  i heard dave bautista and edward norton just start aggressively making out in the middle of this #real

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jul 2020

  the misogyny (whether intended or not) is palpable but by god if i don’t love this funky little clown bastard.. honk honk is right, babe! you get ‘em! dismember those bodies!