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Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Missing narration from David Attenborough to tell me what the hell is going on

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I really can smell my way through London because I instantly clocked the Cadogan Arms at the beginning

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  The orange man bad routine is more tired than a wang rubbed raw. This film is more of a mess than the kettle Adi ruined with soup.

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  The Marvels 2023

  ★★ Watched 10 Nov 2023

  Brie Larson is as stiff and wooden as Charlie Friend; Kamala thirsts after Brie more than Chan; the singing made me sick; the cats like a lot in this film was a random ass-pull. The ending sets up a future of the MCU I simply don’t care for and find cringe. Despite the short run time, it was still too long for me. The only thing that was a slam dunk was the mid credits scene - for that, the…

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