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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Buffy had more impactful action scenes than this. Barely a movie. All plot, no character.
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Hard Truths 2024
Really lovely character piece. I am both annoyed by and understanding of the film's ending.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Fede Alvarez is really great at making less interesting cover versions of other director's movies. Believe it or not, that does require quite a bit of skill.
He's an insanely competent director who could actually be good if he wasn't so beholden to doing thinly veiled remakes that look, feel, and sound exactly like the originals for absolutely no other reason than mainlining nostalgia. The Ian Holm thing honestly just made me fucking angry and it looks AWFUL.
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