Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Mickey 18 a real freak

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  Havoc 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  That kid with the camera was tuff as hell if Anne Hathaway did all that shit to me I’d have a stroke

Popular reviews

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  Happiness 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan 2025

  If this movie came out today the Twitter discourse would be apocalyptic

  That said I fucking love this movie. Killer performances across the board, deeply unsettling pacing and soundtrack, Philip Seymour Hoffman mumbling about how bad he needs pussy before passing out. Todd Solondz you are a sick man but damn can you make a film!

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  Blade II 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Aug 2024

  in this film, vampire cocaine is red. presumably because blood is red and vampires like blood and therefore there is blood in vampire cocaine. this is called “world building.”

  another del toro W for the books, can’t believe it took me this long to watch it

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