Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Like not subversive at all, but I counter that with final girl Ayo Edibiri and cunty John Malkovitch

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Something shifted

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2023

  Is it a 5/5 movie? Not really. Did I have the goofiest, most joyous smile on my face the entire time? Absolutely.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  The thinking man’s Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

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