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Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Showgirls
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Meet Me in St. Louis

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  • An Extremely Goofy Movie

    ★★★

  • The Luck of the Irish

    ★★★

  • The Making of A Goofy Movie

  • A Goofy Movie

    ★★★½

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  • An Extremely Goofy Movie

    An Extremely Goofy Movie

    ★★★

    a goofy movie with worse animation & no original music OR roxanne.. it’s fun tho. the disco scene is absolute cinema! i havent watched many disney direct to dvd sequels but i assume this is actually pretty good compared to most other ones. also miss slam poetry ate

  • The Luck of the Irish

    The Luck of the Irish

    ★★★

    happy paddy’s day ☘️

    better than i remembered in ways 😭 i thought it was cute and charming, and lowkey had a lot to say for a dcom? the irish stereotypes are soooo over the top that it’s like.. inoffensive to me 😭😭😭 what was most offensive was how they pronounce silotar cause… you can tell they read it phonetically like aurrrr. i’m also obsessed with how a lot of these early dcoms feel sinister in ways and almost like horror movies (for children ofc) like that one review that said it feels like if david lynch directed a dcom was too accurate agjdhsk

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★½

    lowkey i didn’t think this would be my thing but i was so wrong. once you see guitar guy you just have to respect the level of camp and pure spectacle. obsessed with the commitment to not having much of a story, context, or any lore at all. like fuck you, the soldiers are called war boys and the place they want to go is the green place. it’s just here for the gorgeously directed, shot & colored action! i’ve never…

  • Love & Basketball

    Love & Basketball

    ★★★½

    literally would’ve been an automatic 5 stars if her sidra were the central love story instead. ENEMIES TO LOVERS?!?! GODDD. other than that it was cute or whatever. it felt like “women deserve better: the movie” 😭 which like tea but idk… monica slayed too hard for quincy tho the ending scene was very very cute. i wish they had more to say about the contrast of quincy being handed a lot while monica had to work hard for it,…