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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

  • Se7en

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★★

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  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★★½

    NEVER, and I repeat, NEVER will the stars align once again to make a movie so absurd, exciting, and moving as this one.

    My girlfriend obviously pointed out every plot hole possible, but even she couldn't hold back and succumb to the cutest sight of Godzilla coiled-up sleeping in the Roman Colosseum.

    This movie is made to entertain and it achieves that to the maximum. And George Miller once said talking about Fury Road that the aim of that movie…

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★½

    After making a list of 250 favorite horror movies I can pretty much say I've watched A LOT of horror. Even up to the point of not being scared easily anymore.

    But every now and then, there comes a horror movie that doesn't need to be scary. And then, just once in a lifetime, comes a movie so conscious of the whole horror genre, that being released on 2011, literally marks the beginning of a new decade for horror. It…

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★½

    It should be a crime for Theo James to still look that hot with a mullet and a handmade funeral suit with flames. 

    And seriously, there are time when I ask myself: who the fuck gave away money for something like this? And then I remember the message of this film regarding chaos, chance and the futility of life.

    So, fuck it. Might as well enjoy it as it comes cos campy, fun horror movies are scarce these days.

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    I could stare at Brad Pitt’s beautiful and chaotic eyes aaaall dayyyy looooong…

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★½

    Apart from one plot point that I didn't like, and one plot hole, this is what I expect from going to the movies.

    I got out sweating. My chest, my armpits, my neck, my forehead, everything was soaking wet. I was also tired. I was grunting, squeezing my girlfriend's hand, and pushing myself against the seat the whole last set piece.

    I didn't know where time went. The movie finished and I didn't feel dissapointed. I was just awestruck. And…

  • Robot Dreams

    Robot Dreams

    ★★★★★

    Right now I’m in a place where I’ve had 2 break ups in less than a year. I just love falling in love and connecting with people. My friendships last longer, thankfully, but it’s made me reflect a lot on how I relate to others and how happy I’m about my friends. 

    But let’s go back to romantic relationships. As much as I love falling in love, as easily I’ve learnt to let go. Sometimes to love someone you gotta…