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  The Substance 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  absolutely disgusting. 
  had amazing potential with the idea but ruined it with the nasty ass “gore”. i literally don’t care about gore but this aint it this is literally video diarrhea. absolutely horrible. also whats the fucking point of making a whole movie to support accepting getting older but making the old hag a literal fucking monster demon. i hated every second of this shit but the women were pretty and that’s why i gave it one star.

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I first watched this when i was 9. i went to my room to sob. i love you gingerbread man i will take a bullet for u. i still cry whenever the scene of him falling comes on. also i think im donkey

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