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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024
Like a rotting carcass, this franchise has been picked clean…
A five minute read from a fan’s Wattpad account has been turned into a two hour torture method. The pacing of the movie is stuck with two modes: torturously slow, and mindbreakingly fast. Having a ten minute scene for the main character getting chased by an elephant makes it hard to continue to care, and gives the audience nothing to sink their frontal lobe into. Everything is explained in god…
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
Unfortunately I have to go against the grain here. This movie was, at least for me, terrible. It was made to be a light hearted, funny, medieval guardians of the galaxy, but failed at making good jokes. The movie had terrible pacing, with every scene just feeling like a fast build up to either a joke or a very important bit for the next scene, and then packs up and moves to the next fast scene. Essentially there were no…
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