Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  A fine movie with a fine premise and performances that are just fine. Entertaining enough to keep me interested the whole time.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Cartoony gore is my favorite gore. It felt like an R-rated extra long episode of Outer Limits and I’m here for it!

Popular reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 May 2024 1

  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes?? More like… Kingdom of the Planet of the MAKES the Avatar movies look like big ol’ piles of crap. Well, maybe not crap. But this movie’s writing and VFXs are top notch!!

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  The Crow 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  The Crow?? More like… The croWHOA, what even is this movie!? Even going into it with the mindset of “it’s a reboot, not a remake”, it is still really sloppy storytelling.

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