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  Parthenope 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  All I can think about is the giant salt & water baby man.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  60% of this film’s budget went to producing fake blood.

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  Cold Wallet 2024

  ★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025 2

  An interesting premise completely undercut by poor character development and dialogue.  Marketed as a thriller but, in reality, utterly boring.

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  ★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025 2

  With Ellen, Thomas, and Knock under his spell, Orlok is the original polycule king.

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