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  Pitch Perfect 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  This movie is actually like insanely good. It’s just so clear that everybody who worked on the film LOVED what they were working on. It’s just so GOOD!

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  Carrie 1976

  ★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Eh.

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  If you wanted to make a satire, then COMMIT TO THE SATIRE. If you wanted to make a psychological horror with a deep and dark message, COMMIT TO THAT. This movie switched between these two genres every few minutes and it was jarring, inconsistent, and confusing. Also, this movie could easily shave off a whole hour of its run time and say the same shit. It’s too long, it becomes slightly predicable—while at the same time being completely unpredictable—and it’s…

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★ Rewatched 13 Jan 2025

  I rewatched this movie and honestly did NOT enjoy it as much. It was so unbearably long. I wouldn’t watch it again… I think its marketing team is so good that it made me oblivious to the fact that their movie isn’t all that fantastic. It’s kinda just fine.

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