Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2024

  This film RUINED ME emotionally and mentally

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  Boy Erased 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  This movie messed me up periodt

Popular reviews

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  A Christmas Karen 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2022

  A bunch of common karen scenarios rolled into a single weed blunt.

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  The Polar Express 2004

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2022

  OHOHOHO I'VE BEEN WAITING TO REVIEW THIS ABOMINATION OF A FILM.

  this movie is so fucking uncanny, the 3d models are like between the early 2000s barbie movies and actual humans. Anyways the hot cocoa song can go die in the fiery pits of hell. The song that "hero girl" sang with the one little kid came out of nowhere like ok miss girl steal the fucking spotlight. That's the other thing, THEY DONT HAVE NAMES (except for Santa, love…