Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  King Kong 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  They dont make em like this anymore :(

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  People definelty lion about how much they like this

Popular reviews

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  The Tragedy of Macbeth 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Jan 2022 4

  Correct title this is a tragedy. Everything Shakespeare excreted is nothing but absolute waffle. If you ask me, he has the same writing prowess as the love island producers. I mean these characters said about 7000 words of which 10 I understood. This movie could’ve been in Bulgarian with Yiddish subtitles and it probably would have made more sense to me. Furthermore, Macbeth, try Mac-put me to death because it was so boring.

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  Back of the Net 2019

  ½ Watched 15 Jan 2022

  A movie about the ‘best football academy’ and yet they all play worse than a person with brain cancer who has been rendered a vegetable and has to spend the rest of his life wheelchair bound, drooling all over himself. And not even that this movie is so boring and pathetic it’s genuinely worse than most mass genocides. Whoever directed this has probably commit suicide out of shear embarrassment.

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