Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Resurrection 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  ALBANY MF NEW YOOOOORK‼️‼️‼️ 👊👊👊

  truly this is just a montage of me seeing my home city and going AYOOOOO uhm uh the story is interesting too ig rebecca hall is a great actress mmmm i fell asleep but ill deffo return to it later bc i need to see more ALBANY!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

  EDIT: i came back to it!!

  you dont love me you just annoy me!!! the fact that i could go stand in the spot where she delivers that BANGER monologue... it gives me chills! adding this to my list of movies that make me want to eat kielbasa.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  dumb movie. does theo james have lip filler?

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  maaaan rip to a real one. david lynch u absolute genius visionary. 

  isabella rossellini is so beautiful beyond words. laura dern's hair stylist goes ham on those 80s bangs. twinky kyle maclachlan... ➖🫦👁️ 

  dennis hopper as frank booth is both terrifying and like... so darkly funny. his line deliveries are crazy. bodies the hell outta the role.

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  Lost Highway 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025 1

  fell asleep pretty early and woke up periodically in a cold sweat to the most feverish horror visuals and rammstein. i think its kind of the experience david lynch was going for. 

  patricia arquettes tiddies look fiiiiine tho. 

  tried doing a back-to-back of this w/ the sentinel in a double feature i'm calling "maaaan fuck this apartment 😕"

  should i go back and try to stay awake for more of it, or did i more or less get it?