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Saltburn 2023
Didn’t think my girlfriend could ever find Jacob elordi more attractive until we endulged this 2 hour sex appeal montage and he skyrocketed up to 1 on her hall pass depth chart. Gotta tip the hold mr elordi has on the female gaze, we have so much to learn from him. A reluctant (but commendable) 4/5 stars.
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
This movie was so good I’ve recruited a litter of 20 black widow spiders and pumped them with gallons of radiation in hopes one will bite me and turn me into miles morales.
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