Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  wildfires are being blamed on DEI now so I think it’s fair to say people were too harsh on this movie when it came out

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  Garden State 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  I liked it, sue me

Popular reviews

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  Fear Street: 1994 2021

  ½ Watched 03 Jul 2021 3

  Ok nah, this shit was fucking terrible. Sometimes you see something so bad that it makes you reevaluate your entire rating scale, and this did it for me. I was like “were all those movies I rated one star really only a slight step above this massive piece of shit?”. I don’t understand how anyone can rate this even remotely positively. There is not one thing in this abomination that I found redeemable. The characters fucking sucked, the story was…

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  A History of Violence 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2022 3

  Just saw Crimes of the Future this afternoon, so I figured I’d check out the most popular of the viggo-cronenberg collabs tonight. Not quite at the point where I feel like I can intelligently articulate the reasons as to why I thought “crimes” was so great, so I’ll write a review for this one instead (no promises this will be intelligent either). I’ll admit, CotF is the first cronenberg movie I’ve actually watched. I tried to watch scanners before but…