Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This Couple’s Shocking Secret for a Loving, Lasting Marriage Will Both Surprise and Arouse You

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Oh nooo I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Magnum Opus

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2024

  Told my bro this shit was like Frankenstein so he’d come w me after the credits hit he turned to me said that shit wasn’t like Frankenstein at all

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  Red Rooms 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Absolutely loved the vibes, which, by the way, were dreadful