Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fast & Furious 2009

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  My disbelief is so fucking suspended right now

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  Sliding Doors 1998

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  You don’t wanna see them doors sliding on the caravannnnn

Popular reviews

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  Sicario 2015

  ★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Consent? Manufactured. 
  Colors? Desaturated.
  Cunt? Served.

  Kind of like if Se7en was less about Catholicism and more about anti-México fear-mongering. Take a shot every time someone says Juarez is scary.

  Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro are both really hot in a that-older-couple-on-Feeld way.

  You can choose to read it as an indictment of the CIA if you want to, but that’s definitely not authorial intent.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  Her entire character is sex worker…. We know nothing else about her whatsoever

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