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  The Brutalist 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Yes, let’s give ultra privileged filmmakers a 3 1/2 hr slot for absolutely no reason. And then give them a bunch of awards because they made a super long ass film that ends with a horrible message to victims lol. Cool. Also don’t tie up anything in the story because apparently you don’t have to do that anymore or make developments make sense. Or camera perspective. But it’s chill

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  gave me dead poet’s society vibes

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ½ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  I actually watched this in 2021 but just remembered how much I ABHOR it and felt the need to immediately chronicle that sentiment.

  The acting: FLAT, the dialogue: STAGNANT, the plot: PREDICTABLE, the cinematography??? - SPARE ME.

  HORRIBLE FILM AND I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THIS AND WILL SAY THIS UNTIL I DIE

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  My Best Friend's Wedding 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jun 2024

  some things you should take to the grave babe 

  love a good rewatch

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