Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Nov 2024

  i would like to thank ridley scott for giving me paul mescal covered in blood

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  i appreciate paul mescal’s commitment to wearing the shortest bottoms he can find

Popular reviews

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  Teen Wolf: The Movie 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2023

  half a star for tyler hoechlin and the stydia breakup

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  Arctic Monkeys - Reading Festival 2014 2014

  Rewatched 05 Nov 2022

  absolutely no thoughts just the transition from knee socks to my propeller