Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip 2015

  ★ Rewatched 30 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Fast Five 2011

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  what

Popular reviews

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  this whole movie is ass clenching bc u know it's coming, you're just waiting for it

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  D2: The Mighty Ducks 1994

  ★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  “if the puck was a cheeseburger you’d stop it“ is absolutely vile